Bienvenidos a las Clases de español con David.
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Lesson nº2

In this lesson I will teach you how to use two words. These words are COÑO and ÑO.

These words are two of the most powerful words.

If you smash your finger with a hammer, in English you can say; “ouch”, or "fuck!!". The translation to Spanish is “coño” or “cooñoooo”.

If you live in a place that has very cold weather in winter, you can say “it’s freezing cold” or “it’s icy”. In Spanish you will say “coño que frio”.

If you are in a jewelery store and you want to buy something not very expensive for your wife -- you select a ring that you think isn’t too pricey, and you ask the seller “how much is it? and he says “It costs 9 thousand dollars”. You can say “it costs a fortune”, but in Spanish all you must say “ÑO”.

Now I traduce some expressions:

Ouch!………………..ÑO!!!

Owu!………………...ÑO!!!

Oh my God!…………ÑO!!!

Lesson nº1
Bienvenido a una nueva clase de.... ¡¡¡ APRENDE ESPAÑOL CON DAVID !!!

Hoy aprenderemos el uso de dos palabras muy importantes: MIERDA y COMEMIERDA

In this lesson I´m going to try to teach you how to use two words. The words are MIERDA and COMEMIERDA.

Suppose someone did something to you that you don?t like. All you have to say is: ?No me hagas esa mierda?, repeat please, ?No me hagas esa mierda?.

If you are introduce to somebody and you don?t like the person, you dislike the person. All you have to say is ?¿Quién es este comemierda?? , repeat please, ?¿Quién es este comemierda??

Now you are working in something very important, and you don?t want to be disturb, and one person is annoy. Of course you want to say him ?Please go away and give me along? , in Spanish you will say ?Vete a comer mierda a otro lado, soplapinga?, repeat please, ?Vete a comer mierda a otro lado, soplapinga?.

 Now I traduce some phrases:

Go to hell?????traduce??????.Váya a la mierda.

What kind of person are you???????¿Qué clase de de comemierda es usted?

That happen to you for be too good ???..Eso te pasó por comemierda.

Bueno, eso es todo por hoy. Muchas gracias por la atención prestada y espero que mis clases os sigan siendo útiles.